Regardless of the state you live in, Nigeria is generally a fun place to be when you have peace of mind and enough money to live on. Lagos, also known as Lasgidi is, however, a different ball game. It has been called “Little London”, as it is where you go to in Nigeria if you are looking for a state that never sleeps.
The excitement in the hub of Lagos is contagious. And when you do get to throw one or get invited to one, whether it’s a wedding, naming ceremony, graduation, matriculation, birthdays, etc, you meet so many kinds of people who are either called the life of the party or the party pooper.
Let’s meet them!
1. It’s Freaky Friday
They are always extra. When you accompany them to a party, no matter the kind, they suddenly take over and become the centre of attraction at the gathering.
2. Johnny Just Come
JJC! They have just arrived Lagos and want to blend in. Only they actually do the opposite and stand out. They become some sort of comic relief, as they act as though they belong.
3. Food Ambassador
They are in the party for the food. You can either see them openly screaming at the servers to load their plate or see them stuff polybags or coolers full with meat, jollof rice and drinks. LOL, no joke.
4. Escort Services
It doesn’t matter whether they are not Ministers or Super Stars, it doesn’t matter whether they actually need security; they just like to arrive with an entourage, so they can feel big and famous.
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5. Follow Come
‘Noo, I don’t want to dance. I just followed my friend.’ They detach themselves from every activity and act like they don’t belong there.
6. Look-Man
As if they are on a duty to protect everyone, they watch everyone’s move. They are either appalled by one’s behaviour or dazzled by another’s charms.
7. Networker
They do not attend parties anyhow. They are very strategic and treat parties like business meetings. Also, they skillfully observe and network with potential clients or business partners.
8. Snapchat Addict
Okay, you cannot exactly rope the guys into this one. Some ladies, on the other hand, are always pouting at their phone, doing the tongue-out, snapping themselves having a drink and so on. Slay queens on point.
9. Drunks
It would seem like they are only there to drown themselves in whatever drink is served. They would drink to a stupor until someone else intervened on their behalf.
10. Snoozer
You can play that music so loud that people in Ogun State will hear it. It still won’t wake this kind up. They can sleep through hurricanes.
That’s Lagos for you o. You can share other States where ceremonies are hyped with us.
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