All the things that happen when your allowee hasn’t been paid.

You know when you seriously need your allowee credit alert to show up but it is busy catching feelings? Darn right frustrating stuff! Anyways, if you’ve had to literally wait for the almighty 19,800 alert, then you can sure identify with the following.

1. Waiting for that credit alert like

Show naaa!

2. Then you decide to re-check your account balance

nowaygirl.com

Father God come and be a miracle worker.

3.

I saw strange things.. bad things!

4. When your PPA pays your 5k monthly allowance 

Half bread is kuku better than none.

5. When an alert comes in but it’s your service provider asking you to sign up for caller tunes

6. When your rich friends invite you to hangout. 

With which money please?

7. When other corpers tell you they’ve received allowee

Hay gawd!

8. When you see something you like but you hear the price

Do you have it in bluish magenta?

9. When you get tired of waiting. 

I give up!

10. When you finally get that alert.  

Time to Flexx!