Have you ever played a video game with a friend who boasted and promised to defeat you, only for them to lose bitterly? If you have, you might have heard at least three of these excuses they often say after they lose:
‘The game was lagging’
Hmm. The game was working perfectly fine and it didn’t even lag once. Why must you lie? Just carry your L and go. 😂
‘I made it easy for you’
Even when they were clearly struggling to score even one goal on FIFA and you could literally sense their frustration, they’d still act as if they lost on purpose so you could win. How shameful.
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‘I’ve not eaten this morning’
Lies, lies and more lies. You’d have still beaten them even if they had eaten the largest breakfast platter.
‘My controller wasn’t working well’
This one is pretty hilarious because in most cases, both game controllers are working perfectly fine. It’s even more hilarious when you decide to switch with them to play another match and they lose again. Yikes
‘This game is rubbish/ fake’
The game is only ‘rubbish’ when they lose. Some people just can’t accept defeat, can they? Quite tragic.
‘I wasn’t concentrating very well’
Their eyes were glued to the screen throughout the match but somehow they want to lie about not concentrating. H for Hilarious.
‘You were just lucky today’
Ah, let’s blame it on good old luck, shall we?
‘You cheated, that’s why’
Even when it’s clear that you won the game fair and square without any shady tactics, they’ll still accuse you of cheating. How embarrassing.
‘My hand was paining me’
So it’s the same hand you used to eat earlier that’s paining you all of a sudden. Oops.
‘I was just having fun’
Before the game, they told you that they were going to beat you black and blue and now they’re saying they were only playing for fun? Smh.
‘You were distracting me’
Even though you didn’t talk too much during the game. LOOOOOOOOOL
‘I don’t even remember how to play this game’
The same game you played last week? Okay oh.
‘At least my girlfriend didn’t cheat on me’
Oh, we’re going personal now? The thing is- sore losers always get personal after they’ve been defeated. They’ll hit you below the belt out of spite. At the end of the day, somebody lost and it definitely wasn’t you.
Which of these excuses have you heard or even used? Tell us in the comments section below.
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