Nigerians are naturally proud people. It doesn’t matter how much we’ve gone through, we know how to package well and move on. These 5 types of Nigerians are not exempted as they will be out there strutting and showing off their power whether you like it or not.
Whether poor or rich, certain abilities or placement gives Nigerians the extra chip they need to wear on their shoulders and these 5 wear it well. Check them out and tell us if you agree with the list or would like to add yours.
Oh, and remember to laugh…or at least, smile!
1. Nigerians wearing a face shield
To wear a face mask in this era of covid-19 is just ‘too normal’. After all, everybody does it. But when you wear a face shield, aside from the fact that the price is higher than your N50- N100 face mask, there is this added sense of importance. You’d go to an Aso-Ebi lit party and you’d see them in their gele, armed with a face shield to match.
2. Nigerians sharing food at events
Hehe! God help you that you don’t talk rudely to them, you will get your food last or won’t even see it at all. To them, at that important moment of their life, they are the philanthropist, and you are the peasant. Some will turn up their nose and give you that air of ‘Are you sure I have not given you before?’.
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3. Men with beer-belly
It doesn’t matter the content of his pocket. If he can dress in a big native attire, preferably ‘Senegal, and walks into a gathering with his tummy pushed forward, he will be suspected to be a big man. Have you ever commented on a man’s potbelly, and he jokingly said it was a sign of good living? LOL let us be deceiving ourselves.
4. Security guards with temperature guns
Don’t you dare pass them without allowing them to check your temperature. Their infrared thermometers will be pointed at your forehead as though you were at a police checkpoint, and you better be wearing a face mask or he will use you to catch cruise.
5. Young men with iPhone Earbuds
Oh that serious and intent look on their face, especially when there is a caller on the other end. They gesticulate with their hands, touch their ears as though it’s about to fall off and stride with an important gait. Don’t play o, we have arrived. LOL.
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