If you’re not related to the Otedolas or Dangotes of our time, you most likely can relate with the money struggles below. Here you go!
1. When you realise the person responsible for your ‘brokeness’ is… you
2. Checking your account balance after a reckless night out like
‘Why did I drink this Hennessy?’
3. Scrolling through the new items on an online store knowing you can’t afford anything there
‘When will I live the life I deserve, God?’
4. Waiting for the end of the month, so the fruit of your labour at work can finally roll in
5. When you just received your salary, and someone sends a text asking you to buy aso-ebi
‘I’m confused. Are you monitoring my account?’
6. When you’ve spent 90% of your salary within the first two weeks and you’re trying to figure out how you’ll manage the rest
7. Doing some shopping and trying on new clothes in your head because your current reality is too depressing
‘Oh, that Prada dress will make my waist look snatched!’
8. Your bank account watching you withdraw cash for the sixth time in one week
‘Haq Haq Haq. You don’t know what is going on’
9. Wallowing in regret when you remember how you spent ₦10k at a fancy restaurant because you wanted to be bougie and take pictures for the gram
You should have just stayed home. See your life?
10. When you unexpectedly find a ₦1000 note in your pocket
This is how you’ll truly know you’ve hit rock bottom. Ouch.
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