18 #DearPatient tweets that will have you laughing out loud

So the Association of Medical Students, University of Lagos on twitter @amsul_unilag thought to share with everyone some of the downright crazy moments they experience as consultants and student doctors using the #DearPatient hashtag and the tweets were absolutely hilarious!!!

Have a look!

#Dearpatient *
Me: Are u hypertensive
Patient: it isn’t my portion
Me:so wat drugs are u on presently
Patient:Atenolol and Captopril pic.twitter.com/8G89DZJHoq

— Jàmes (@RickyBlaise) October 30, 2016

When you have no words to explain how it is doing you.

Doc: #dearpatient explain your pain
Patient: its doing me gbishgbishgbish

— Irene (@tz_datPWESH) October 30, 2016

When you’re not ready to see no evil and hear no evil.

#dearpatient We’d hav 2 do

Chest Xray
Abdominal CT scan
Brain MRI
HIV test

Patient: it’s not me you’ll kil pic.twitter.com/urEKzv7QiJ

— Umeani Richard (@dozman_richie) October 30, 2016

Doctor not magician.

#DearPatient Doctor can you speed up my recovery as I have an important trip scheduled for next week ??

— Adufe Akinyemi (@Isidoraashai) October 30, 2016

le Stress!

Me:#dearpatient are you hypertensive.?
Pt : yes bt I only tk my drugs wn I cn feel the BP rising in my body
Me:. ? pic.twitter.com/3uktwlXpqD

— Zain ♥ (@_Olah__) October 30, 2016

This Doctor wasn’t having it anymore!

#DearPatient don’t come to the hospital and say “it’s my enemy that has so and so symptoms” please send the enemy to hospital and stay home

— sugarplum IG:_jhemie (@_Jhemie) October 30, 2016

#dearpatient in Ward A4, pls stop using herbal meds to treat your liver disease which was caused by herbal meds in the first place

— keme (@keme100) October 30, 2016

#dearpatient don’t tell me you’ve been having pain in your tongue for the past 4 years. Edakun, pls give me sensible complaint

— keme (@keme100) October 30, 2016

And some joined the conversation to look for bae.

Let’s go through this #dearpatient tweets. Our doctor husbands might be among them ? @obuteaku1.

— Adiaha (@eddyfontaine) October 30, 2016

Me – do you take any herbal concoction
Pt – No o
Me – do you take agbo Jedi
Pt – yes na! Every day!
Me – ???#dearpatient

— Sandra G. (@SandraGee_) October 30, 2016

#DearPatient A female doctor is not a nurse.

— Mr. (@TheRacheed) October 30, 2016

Me:#dearpatient what brought you here?
Patient:as i am here now i can hear people talking about me at the junction.. pic.twitter.com/TvGt2YxqsA

— Coke Loverrr♥ (@Mz_mowgee) October 30, 2016

Put some respect on medical Students.

#dearpatient the medical student today will be a consultant 2moro..stop giving wrong info. If we fail our exam, u will treat urself tomorrow

— Ejizzy (@EjirogheneA) October 30, 2016

But seriously, #DearPatients, know your rights.

#DearPatient you are entitled to all these.
Thank you and good night pic.twitter.com/FaXHsUzyfN

— #DearPatient (@AMSUL_UNILAG) October 30, 2016

#dearpatient
Me: your BP has risen,what do u do for a livin
Pt: nairabet
Me: pic.twitter.com/uf94bXbB8B

— Alausa seun (@Starboi_cares) October 30, 2016

Me:How many Children do u ve?#Dearpatient: In Yorubaland we don’t count children for the parent
Me:Yoruba Sea nko? pic.twitter.com/aaGWx4xVR1

— DJtegzi_#MobMusic (@Tegzoid_d_don) October 30, 2016

#DearPatient
Patient: So you’re a medical student
Me: Yes sir
Patient: I need you to mentor my son, he’d like to become a doctor
Me: pic.twitter.com/qBNUrVOmeV

— Ahmed ? (@bhorlagnificent) October 30, 2016

#Dearpatient please go straight to the point.

400l clinical posting:
Me: So why are you here today?
Patient: 10years ago, I had a dream… pic.twitter.com/lq2GotYvax

— Asabe_Maiyaki™ (@Asabe_Maiyaki) October 30, 2016