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This Is For Everyone Who’s Ever Been To A Nigerian Hospital

Doctors and nurses are quite underappreciated. They work pretty hard and spend hours trying to ensure we stay healthy and illness-free.

We, however, can’t ignore the pretty hilarious and sometimes, frustrating things that happen in hospitals. If you’ve ever been to a Nigerian hospital (which we’re guessing every Nigerian has, at some point), this is for you. (Health practitioners, we’d like to have a word or two 😌 )

When you step into the hospital, smell the odour and see the long queue at the same time

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It’s going to be a long day, isn’t it?

When the Doctor continues typing after you greet

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You walk into the doctor’s office and greet him/ her. The doctor replies to you while staring at the computer screen, typing away while you wait in awkward silence. After about 5 minutes, the doctor finally asks ‘Yes, how may I help you?’

When the Doctor casually says ‘You’ll have to take an injection’

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Excuse me? You and who? And why are you so calm about this?

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When you step on the weight scale and the nurse says ‘Hmm’

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From ‘you need to take it easy oh’ to ‘Don’t you eat?’, get ready for some unsolicited opinions.

When the pharmacists don’t tell you about the side-effects of the drugs they give you

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Please tell me if this drug will blur my vision or make me hallucinate, dear. Not everyone reads the leaflets, you know.

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When the Doctor asks if you’re sexually active, in front of your parents

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Well, this is awkward.

When you hear that the doctor you’ve been waiting for isn’t around

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So, I’ve been waiting to see an empty chair? Very cool and nice.

When the Doctor starts asking questions that sound pretty judgemental

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Don’t get me angry, please. I don’t want to get my BP up.

When you ask an innocent question and you get a rude reply

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